WAIT, MAGAZINES HAVE MAGAZINES? We recently learned that The Economist has its own magazine – called “1843” named for the year The Economist was founded. (Technically, The Economist calls itself a “newspaper” which never made a lot of sense to us because it looks like a magazine.) But in any case, 1843 last week, ran a very interesting article on the CIA’s defector resettlement program. You can access the piece here (IF you are a subscriber to The Economist.) If not – don’t despair The Cipher Brief delved into many of the same topics in 2019 in a two-part interview with Joe Augustyn, the former head of the Agency’s National Resettlement Operations Center (NROC). (Part one here.) (Part two here.) _Augustyn (a Cipher Brief expert) is featured in the 1843 piece, too.
AS GOOD AT MATH AS HE IS AT MARTIAL ARTS: Steven Seagal, who was born in Michigan, reportedly told the Russian government news agency Tassthat he now considers himself “one million percent Russian.” He claims to be teaching hand-to-hand combat for new military recruits in Moscow – a skill which may come in handy since the Russians are said to be sending troops to the front in Ukraine without weapons other than shovels. If you under the impression that Seagal is a genuine martial arts expert you might want to check out this video from a few years back. The video apparently was assembled by a “bullshido” expert – i.e. – someone skilled at fighting BS.
BAD NEWS BAER: Last week’s Dead Drop led with an item about former CIA officer and former CNN talking head Robert Baer who had been letting it be known that he planned to become an unpaid agent/lobbyist for the Ukrainian government. Well, that was then. This week, we saw a a report that says Baer has scuttled those plans because of fears of generating negative media coverage and troubles for his Ukrainian “clients.” Baer reportedly told Intelligence Online that he had been communicating with the head of Ukrainian military intelligence, Major General Kyrylo Budanov, through intermediaries who he would not name because they “don’t want to be assassinated.” Sounds like Baer hasn’t given up his fiction writing. Baer also said he had no plans to contact his former employer (back when he had plans to engage in the Ukrainian support effort) because (he says) the CIA has no role in approving the overt arms transfer he had once hoped to broker.
OH “J” CAN YOU SEE? An item in a recent Dead Drop about the frequency that action movie hero’s have names that start with the letter “J” inspired one of our readers, Susan Steinke, to put her analytic cap on…and examine the frequency of “J” names for US president. Her results? A whopping 24.4% of US presidents’ first names have begun with J. James is in the lead with 13% of the POTUSs (six chief executives), John with 9 % (4 Commanders in Chief) and Joseph 2% (just Joe Biden.) Stay tuned next week when we may answer the question: Why do so many notorious bad guys have three names? You know, like Lee Harvey Oswald, John Wayne Gacy, John Wilkes Booth. Hmm two-thirds of those we just mentioned off the top of our heads – start with “J.”
TIK TOK ATE MY AMMO: Add one more reason to look askance at the ByteDance company Tik Tok. Bad enough that the social media app might be sharing all your personal data with the Chinese Communist party, or that it might be contributing to your teen’s low self-esteem. Now comes word from Business Insider that a Norwegian arms manufacturer that is trying to keep up with the demand for artillery shells (given the massive usage in Ukraine) can’t crank out enough shells because a Tik Tok data center is sucking up all the electricity. Morten Brandtzaeg, CEO of the aptly named Norwegian ammunition company “Nammo” said in one of the all-time great quotes that: "We are concerned because we see our future growth is challenged by the storage of cat videos." Whether the Chinese government is slick enough to pull off such a move intentionally or not – is (like the future of the app in the US) up in the air.
AMAZON PRIME HIGH ON “THE CITADEL”: We are about a month away from the launch of a major video series on Amazon Prime called “The Citadel.” It’s about a global spy agency which has somehow fallen and all the agent’s memories have been wiped clean. Have we told you about this before? We can’t remember. According to the official trailer – a powerful syndicate called “Manticore” is rising to fill the void and the show asks the question, can Citadel agents remember what they used to be and fight back? A lot of high powered filmmakers are involved in the show, including Joe and Anthony Russo who directed Mark Greaney’s “The Gray Man” thriller. Richard Madden (who was in “Game of Thrones” and Priyanka Chopra Jonas (from “Quantico”) star. The series is intended to have spinoffs set in India, Italy and Mexico. According to Military.com the first two episodes will drop on April 28th and then a new episode will drop every Friday for the next four weeks. In addition to wiping out memories – Prime Video has wiped out a lot of money making the series – reportedly committing $185 million to the first six episodes. Variety quoted Chopra Jonas as describing the show as “completely non-linear.” “We had to remind each other of the story. It was like a big jigsaw to remember.” And Madden said “Sometimes, you’re like, ‘What character am I now? What do I know? What do I not know?'” Sounds like an interesting series – but one that requires your undivided attention to follow the plot.
MAVERICK’S GOT NOTHING ON THIS GUY: Aviator call signs have long been a source of interest – and occasional amusement. In the movies – the monikers often make the holder sound heroic. “Maverick,” “Iceman,” “Viper,” “Cougar,” “Wolfman,” and “Stinger” come to mind. In the real world – they can be somewhat more playful. For example – we spotted an item in Navy Times recently about Rear Admiral Dan Cheever, who has been selected for promotion to Vice Admiral. Cheever’s call sign? “Undra” -as in “Undra-achiever.” We’re guessing the call sign was probably given to the officer who is being selected for three-stars - when he was an ensign or lieutenant junior grade. It certainly proved to be funny – but not prophetic.
MAJORS HEADACHE FOR ARMY: “Here’s a personal question for you. When you look into your future, do you see a life full of obstacles or possibilities?” That was the opening line in a U.S. Army recruiting commercial narrated by actor Jonathan Majors. The ad got heavy play during the NCAA March Madness basketball coverage and is part of a $117 million rebranding effort around the old “Be All You Can Be” slogan. Then the Army and Majors ran into an obstacle when the actor was arrested for assault in a domestic dispute. To their credit – the Army acted quickly suspending play of the commercial saying in a press statement: “The U.S. Army is aware of the arrest of Jonathan Majors and we are deeply concerned by the allegations surrounding his arrest,” Army Enterprise Marketing Office public affairs chief Laura DeFrancisco added “We recently released two ads in which Mr. Majors appears. While Mr. Majors is innocent until proven guilty, prudence dictates that we pull our ads until the investigation into these allegations is complete.”
POCKET LITTER: Dead Droplets and bits and pieces of interesting /weird stuff we discovered:
HOPE IT DOESN’T BOMB: The Washington National Opera will be staging the world premiere production of a new opera at the Kennedy Center this fall. Normally you wouldn’t get that kind of news in The Dead Drop – but this opera is titled “Grounded” and is about drone warfare. According to Task and Purpose the show follows Jess, an Air Force F-16 pilot who is grounded after becoming pregnant. “She gets reassigned from flying missions in Iraq to the Air Force’s drone program, hunting high-value targets while working in an air-conditioned space back in the United States. The opera is drawn from a play, essentially a one-woman monologue, that follows Jess as she deals with motherhood, the ethics of drone strikes and her desire to be back in the skies.” The production is sponsored by General Dynamics. As far as we know, they have not cast Jonathan Majors.
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