THESE KIDS ARE DYING: There was a stunning story published recently in Rolling Stone noting that “109 soldiers assigned to Fort Bragg died in 2020 and 2021.” According to the report, fewer than 20 died of natural causes. Only four of the deaths occurred in overseas combat operations. The rest? Drug overdoses, suicide – the Army doesn’t seem anxious to spell out the causes. Whatever they are – it is truly troubling. While the death toll is (mercifully) not has high, there was an equally troubling story in the New York Timesabout the death of a sailor undergoing SEAL training. The Times says that their investigation exposes “a culture of brutality, cheating and drugs” used by those trying to get through “Hell week.”
FALL GUYS: One of Mikhail Gorbachev’s greatest achievements may have been staying away from open windows for his 91 years on the planet – especially during the last decade or so when people who have annoyed his successor, Vladimir Putin, seem to have a penchant for falling out of them. Last week’s Dead Drop had an item about Putin critic Dan Rapoport, who may or may not have jumped to his death in Washington, DC. And just as we were going to press (or whatever you call what digital publications do)…there were reports that Russian energy giant Lukoil’s chairman, Ravil Maganov, died after “falling out of the window” of a Moscow hospital. His company had expressed concern about the wisdom of Putin’s “special military operation” (AKA “war”) in Ukraine. If you are keeping score at home, there are at least 8 prominent Russian businessmen who have died in the past six months due to “apparent suicide.” Going back over the past few years, many more high-profile Russians seem to have had a propensity for defenestration. The Daily Starhas compiled a lengthy list.
LIGHT MY FIRE: Russian media reportedly recently peddled a story about how a 65-year-old woman, Elena Belova, (who had been seen setting fire to a Russian military official’s BMW in Moscow) had been kidnapped by Ukrainian forces, hypnotized and taught how to burn cars. No doubt, setting vehicles on fire requires some special skills.
WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE: Won’t they ever learn? According to the Financial Times Ukrainian hackers are contributing to the war effort by pretending to be hot women. Using fake profiles, they reportedly chat up deployed Russian soldiers on Facebook and other social media platforms. The soldiers are tricked into sending current photos of themselves which are geolocated and shortly thereafter, their base is blown up by Ukrainian artillery. The surviving soldiers are probably going to have trust issues with dating platforms going forward.
UNCLE FRANCIS NEEDS YOU: You think Uncle Sam has challenges recruiting for his army? Imagine the heavy lift of those whose job it is to sign up as new members of the Vatican’s Swiss Guard. Sure, they don’t need to bring in nearly as many folks – but the criteria for entrance is quite strict. According to NBC News, Pope Francis’ recruiters are looking to sign up an additional 25 members of the world’s smallest army by 2025. That’s an increase of nearly 23% of the entire force. In order to get in, you must be: Swiss, between 19 and 31, a practicing Catholic, and in good health. But wait, there’s more. You also must have an “impeccable reputation,” be at least 5-foot-seven and have completed basic training in the Swiss army. Oh, and if you get in, you must promise to remain single for at least five years. The good news is they are thinking about letting Swiss women apply for the first time in the outfit’s 516-year history.
WAS THE FBI MONKEYING AROUND? Micky Dolenz, the 77-year-old last surviving member of the 60’s rock group “The Monkees,” has filed a suit against the Department of Justice seeking access to the file the FBI reportedly kept about the band. Portions of the file were released a decade ago, but they were so heavily redacted that it was said to be virtually unreadable. Proving they were not very hip, the Bureau misspelled the band’s name in their decades old report. For our readers under the age of 60, The Monkees were a group that was created by television producers to mirror the very popular Beatles. Because of the way they were assembled – some called them the “Pre-Fab Four.” No word on whether a copy of the unredacted Monkees file was stored at Mar-a-Lago.
POCKET LITTER: Dead Droplets and bits and pieces of interesting /weird stuff we discovered:
RETURN TO SENDER: Military Times recently posted a short item about a World War II bunker in Normandy designed to deliver a rude awakening to potential attackers. The hideaway had an apparent air vent designed to entice opponents to toss in a hand grenade thinking they would blow up the bunker’s occupants. The trick was that the vent didn’t really connect with the inside of the bunker as would be normal —- but came back around and would deliver the grenade to the feet of whomever tossed it in in the first place. There is a short video that shows why it would be unwise to have attempted it.
WAIT, YOU CAN’T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON THE INTERNET? Apparently not. Recently there were stories floating around saying toy shoppers in Vietnam can buy a Lego kit that depicts the “Fall of Saigon” complete with a helicopter rescuing people off a rooftop. The stories include a photograph of the purported kit. But Associated Press checked and the Danish company that manufactures Lego says there is no such product. But we know where the fake story originated. In 2018, someone with too much time on their hands, did build a Lego display recreating the iconic event from 1975. But Lego has wisely not tried to monetize the image.
SHUCKS, BOND HAS BEEN AROUND FOR 60 YEARS? We were shaken, but not stirred by news that an Illinois farm has selected to celebrate the 60th anniversary of James Bond by creating a 28-acre corn maze to mark the occasion. We are not sure why they have built it – but you can see the work in progress in this brief YouTube clip. The display is set to open September 10th and run through October 30. After that – we’re not sure what happens to the corn maze – we guess it gets eaten.
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