WHISTLEBLOWER/IMPEACHMENT FREE ZONE: Are you tired of constantly reading about whistleblowers, impeachment, the deep state and the like? Well, then you might want to get a job with the U.S. intelligence community. CIA insiders tell us that the Agency puts out a daily media summary that is circulated around the IC with news items of interest to government officials. But in the past week or so – when the Washington Post, New York Times, and other publications were chock full of stories about problematic Ukrainian phone calls, the resignation of State Department envoys, and urgent meetings with Inspectors General – the Agency’s “Media Highlights” carried very few such items. A source familiar with the way that MH comes together told us that its only meant to 'highlight' the stories in the news, not include every story written by every organization on the same topic. We kind of understand that, because if they did, it would have surely been 300 pages long over this past week.
TURNABOUT IS UNFAIR PLAY? Julian Assange, the founder of Wikileaks, got famous by gathering secret information from the U.S. government and splashing it around the world. Now we hear that he and his supporters are upset because a Spanish security firm reportedly gathered information on Assange when he was holed up in a diplomatic facility in London – and shared that information with the CIA. The newspaper El Pais reports that the Spanish company that was responsible for security at the Ecuadoran embassy, allegedly gave the CIA audio and video of meetings Assange held with his lawyers over the years. One account said that the company bugged fire extinguishers to keep an eye on the asylum seeking Wikileaks leader. Assange is upset that his privacy was violated. He probably doesn’t have much more privacy these days in a British jail – awaiting a February 2020 extradition hearing.
WE’RE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD HARES: The Marine Corps History Division tweeted out on September 28th (in honor of “National Bunny Day”) a note reminding folks that in 1943 Bugs Bunny was named an honorary Marine. The rascally rabbit was promoted several times and eventually discharged as a Master Sergeant after WWII. If you see Bugs, right after you ask him “What’s up, Doc?” be sure to thank him for his service.
WHAT’S GOTTEN INTO THE USMC? One day after the MSgt Bunny tweet, the official twitter account of the Marine Corp posted a tweet celebrating “National Coffee Day.” In the short accompanying video, a Marine is shown mixing a cup of instant, “spray dried” coffee in a canteen cup. He takes a big sip and seconds later sprints toward a latrine. The coffee has a reputation for getting users off to a running start in the morning.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR RETAIL SERVICE: Each new fiscal year brings change within the government. One such transformation just happened in the Navy. Enlisted USN personnel are identified not only by their rank (such as “Chief Petty Officer”) but also rating or job specialty (for example: “Boatswain’s Mate”.) This week the Navy announced they are doing away with the rating “Ship’s Serviceman” and replacing it with: “Retail Services Specialist.” Apparently, the change will make it easier for sailors to transition from military life to a job at COSTCO or something. The outgoing “Ship’s Serviceman” moniker has been around for more than 70 years. But it too replaced older – outdated titles. Back in 1943 “Ship’s Serviceman” was established combining old ratings for barbers, laundrymen, tailors and cobblers. We understand there aren’t too many cobblers left in the sea service.
UNIFORMLY DISLIKED: A couple other things disappeared as of October 1. Among them the U.S. Army’s pixelated Uniform Camouflage Pattern uniform or “UCP.” The new fiscal year means that soldiers can no longer wear the uniform which was first introduced in 2004. Military.com says it “blended in well with grandma’s couch” but was otherwise not very functional. Soldiers throughout the Army were said to hate it. According to the article, the uniform was widely reported to cost $5 billion to develop and make. Five billion with a “B” is a lot of dollars. Imagine the miles of border walls with moats filled with snakes and alligators the Army could have funded with that chunk of change.
YOU THINK THAT’S BAD: Another uniform bit the dust on Tuesday. The Navy deep sixed its blue camouflage uniform. Dubbed “blueberries” in the fleet, it has been replaced with green and black digital camouflage. Camouflage is supposed to help you hide. Exactly what the Navy was hiding from with the blue outfit is unclear. If you fell off a ship while wearing a blueberry for example – you would make the “man overboard” recovery somewhat more challenging. We are not sure what the purpose of the green and black camouflage is either, so if you have some intel on this, let us know.
POCKET LITTER: Bits and pieces of interesting /weird stuff we discovered:
THE TOUGH GET GOING: What do you do after a government career that includes service as Deputy Chief of Staff for the CIA? Nick Shapiro, who held that post under former CIA Director John Brennan, answered that question by getting on his scooter. Shapiro has just become “Global Head of Trust and Safety” for Lime – one of the outfits putting electric scooters (or “micro-mobility” devices as they like to call them) around major cities. This is not Shapiro’s first ride at a trendy company. After leaving government he was head of crisis management at Airbnb.
WE HAVE FOUND THE ENEMY: There is a new movie out that the FBI is probably not going to like. “The Day Shall Come” is about an impoverished preacher who hopes to save his family from eviction from the Miami projects and finds a sponsor willing to provide cash. But it turns out his sponsor works for the FBI and plans to turn him into a criminal by fueling his madcap revolutionary dreams. The film’s producers say it is “based on 100 true stories” and says “it is harder to catch a real terrorist than it is to manufacture your own.”
ARTWORK IMITATES LIFE: we told you about the CIA releasing a bunch of documents about past efforts to turn cats, dogs, fish and birds into clandestine collection vehicles? Well, Hollywood was already working on dramatizing the concept. Sort of. We hear there is an animated movie called “Spies in Disguise” coming out on December 25th which looks at what happens “when the world’s best spy is turned into a pigeon.” What happens you ask? We’re told “he must rely on his nerdy tech officer to save the world.” Will Smith voices the spy turned pigeon – Lance Sterling. Here is a trailer showing how he goes from Super Spy to Super Fly.
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