REPORTS OF RUSSIAN GENERAL'S DEATH LIKELY PREMATURE: Well, you can’t fault people for assuming the worst. Media accounts over the past weekend, reported that one of Vladimir Putin’s top generals was axed from his position of commanding Russian troops in eastern Ukraine and had subsequently been found dead, floating in the Moskva River. Apparently, the story is (at most) only half true. Colonel-General Alexander Pavlovich Lapin was indeed given at least a temporary Red Army pink slip – but subsequent stories said he was alive – if not well. According to The Sun, Russian media said Lapin was taking a “three-week holiday” but "At the beginning of next week, he will fly to the hospital, heal, then rest for another week and return to duty.” We should note that The Sun is only marginally more reliable in our book, than Russian media.
CSI USV: Russian officials are really upset with those cheeky Ukrainians who have the nerve to attack their warships – simply because their warships are attacking Ukraine. Over the weekend, Russia temporarily suspended an agreement that allowed safe passage of Ukrainian grain in the Black Sea because some of their warships were attacked in port Sevastopol. An official statement from the Russian Foreign Ministry termed the attack – “terrorism.” Press accounts suggest that the Russian frigate Admiral Makarov was damaged in the action. The Makarov became the flagship of the Russian Black Sea Fleet after the previous flagship, the Moskva, became an artificial reef. What made the attacks especially noteworthy is that it apparently was conducted by “uncrewed surface vessels” or “USVs.” The innovative use of these waterborne drones has been seen, in the eyes of some observers, as an historic turning point in naval warfare. There is a very detailed video online with footage from the actual attacks that will tell you more than you probably want to know about USVs and this particular assault.
IF THE PRIME MINISTER CALLS, GET HIS OR HER NAME: Well, Liz Truss’ tenure as UK prime minister may have lasted less than the shelf life of a head of lettuce, but it apparently was still pretty memorable. British media claim that her cell phone was hacked (probably by Russian spies) when she was foreign minister and (allegedly) the breach was covered up during the time she was PM. According to the Associated Press, in response to the allegations – His Majesty’s government insisted only that it has “robust cybersecurity for government officials.” This sounds like a non-denial denial if we have ever heard one.
NO WAY JOSÉ: Here is something else the Russians used to be good at – but no more. There was a time when Russian intelligence services were pretty good at running illegals – embedding Russian citizens in foreign countries to spy – complete with a lengthy legend of their supposed foreign identities. But lately, not so much. The latest evidence is the arrest of a Russian in Norway who was posing as a Brazilian academic who went by the name José Assis Giammaria. He had reportedly spent a lot of time in Canada building up a cover story. Exactly what he was spying about is unclear – something to do with Arctic policy it seems. Whatever he was trying to do, the Norwegians figured out he was not who he claimed to be and put him on ice. The fine folks at Bellingcat also figured out that José’s true name is Mikhail Mikushin and he is a GRU colonel. This caper sounds quite similar to the case of a woman living in Naples pretending to be Peruvian – who turned out to be another Russian illegal.
WE ARE SHOCKED, SHOCKED, WE TELL YOU! We understand the Dutch ambassador to Russia was summoned to Moscow’s Foreign Ministry recently to be chewed out in very strong terms because British intelligence services tried to recruit Russian military officials in The Hague to spy for them. Why the Kremlin is mad at the Netherlands for something the Brits allegedly did, is something of a mystery. And why the Kremlin is upset at the Brits for doing something they themselves try to do everywhere – is also a riddle. Maybe they should send some of their Brazilian/Canadian/Norwegian academics to investigate.
NO SUCH AVOIDANCE: The cybersecurity director of NSA, Rob Joyce, seemed to have thrown off the shackles of bureaucratic dullness – and was peppering his official Twitter account with – well, fun stuff. Cyberscoop collected a bunch of Joyce jabs on Twitter where he employed memes typically used by snarky or wise-guy civilians. Turns out the goofy pictures and hijacked memes were part of Cybersecurity Awareness Month…which is now over. We’re hoping we don’t have to wait until October 2023 for more cheeky posts.
JACK OF ALL TRADES: Season Three of Tom Clancy’s “Jack Ryan” will debut on December 21. Amazon Prime is pretty sure viewers will like it – since they have already renewed the series for a fourth season. The official trailer has just been released. According to the write up on YouTube, Jack has gone rogue. Of course he has – action heroes in these types of series ALWAYS go rogue. Military Times says “Circumstances surrounding the new season appear to set Ryan up for a rift with the CIA. After being implicated directly in a Russian conspiracy, the field agent (sic) goes on the run.” Jack should have stayed an analyst.
POCKET LITTER: Dead Droplets and bits and pieces of interesting /weird stuff we discovered:
AIRBORNE BUMMER: The Pentagon reportedly delivered some buzzkill to Congress this week in the form of an updated report that said that many recent UFO sightings are really just Chinese drones and shreds of airborne trash such as balloons. Wait. So, you are telling us that ET is just an earthbound litter bug?
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