ACTING UP: This week, the Acting Director of National Intelligence (Ambassador) Rick Grenell announced a new acting director of the National Counter Terrorism Center to replace the previous acting director, Russell Travers, who reportedly was sent packing. Grenell will stay acting DNI unless and until the Senate confirms a permanent replacement. Congressman John Ratcliffe has been nominated – but with the COVID-19 crisis – it is anyone’s guess when the Senate decides it is wise to gather for a confirmation hearing. (Can you hold a hearing via Zoom meeting?) With Grenell running intelligence from DNI’s Liberty Crossing HQ in Virginia – we presume the U.S. embassy in Germany is being run by an “acting” – known in the diplomatic business as a “chargé.” And that got us wondering how many other “actings” or chargés are out there? Fortunately, the American Foreign Service Association has done the work for us and they have a handy list of current U.S. ambassadors. They show 26 US embassies as “vacant,” meaning the last ambassador is gone and no one has been nominated to replace them. And there are an additional 14 places where people have been nominated – but not confirmed for the posts. So that is 40 places with a vacuum at the top. These include some major sites like Afghanistan, Cuba, Ukraine, Pakistan, Japan and Canada. Right after we get America working again, we should do the same for its ambassadors.
TAP DANCING: A fellow by the name of Jim Scott wrote an open letter addressed to “former CIA directors, legal counsel and historians” asking for help finding historic documents that would explain why Scott’s father, a nationally syndicated reporter by the name of Paul Scott, was wired tapped by the Agency in 1963. Formerly classified documents known as the “Family Jewels” confirm that the elder Scott and another reporter were surveilled…but no one admits to knowing why. There reportedly was a highly sensitive transcript made of the wire taps – so secret that only two members of the CIA’s Office of Security had access to it. Unfortunately, the transcript seems to have gone missing. So, Jim Scott published an open letter in the Annapolis Capital Gazette hoping that one of the former senior officials will see it and presumably go through that memorabilia they have in a box in their garage or basement – and see if the mystery can be solved.
FORGOTTEN MAN: Poor Paul Whelan seemed pretty much forgotten even before the world’s attention turned to coronavirus. The fifty-year-old former Marine has been held in a Moscow prison since his December 2018 arrest on espionage charges. The consensus from people we talk with is that Whelan was no spy – just a guy who ended up becoming a pawn in a global game of chess. Radio Free Europe says his trial was set to begin in Moscow this past Monday but we fear his fate will get little attention back home. ABC News says the trial is being treated as “top secret” by Russian authorities and is expected to take place behind closed doors. So, don’t look for a lot of details.
POCKET LITTER: Bits and pieces of interesting /weird stuff we discovered:
BALLSY MOVE: The International Spy Museum’s Director of Youth Education, Jackie Eyl, is featured in an Atlas Obscura video posted on YouTube which describes (and shows) a “scrotum concealment device.” As Ms. Eyl tells it, former Agency disguise master Tony Mendez had the device in his desk for years. The item was designed to allow male CIA officers or assets to hide a miniature escape radio in places that —- well, where security officials were reluctant to look. Apparently, a prototype of the device was once demonstrated to then CIA Director Richard Helms in his office. Helms reportedly thought the idea was nuts and it was never used.
YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS UP: We saw an item on the myth-busting website SNOPES.COM telling us that an investigation has been conducted to determine the accuracy of the rumor that the Central Intelligence Agency invented the term “conspiracy theory.” In case you haven’t heard the allegation, the notion is that the Agency invented the phrase to dismiss the concerns of people who believed the CIA was involved in the JFK assassination. But the investigation showed that the term “conspiracy theory” was first used in the 1870s and became very common in the 1950s. So, the Agency couldn’t have coined it just to mislead people who were onto them for being in league with Lee Harvey Oswald. Unless, what if the Agency mastered time travel and planted those earlier examples? Sure, dismiss that as a conspiracy theory if you want.
LIQUID PLUMBER ON STEROIDS: President Trump has been quite vocal in his advice to the Navy to deep six their newfangled aircraft carrier catapults and go back to the old steam powered methods. And separately, he has complained about modern low-flow toilets requiring multiple flushes. Who is going to tell him about the latest problems of the fleet’s Ford-class aircraft carriers? Clogged toilets. When you have a large percentage of a 5,000+ person crew wanting to visit “the head” at the same time – the modern suction type loos apparently are not up to the job. Bloomberg reports (and we are NOT making this up) that the toilets on the Navy’s newest carriers clog so frequently that “their sewage systems must be cleaned periodically with specialized acids costing $400,000 a flush.” $400K? That’s a lot of liquid roto-router. When the president hears about this, the s#$% is really going to hit the fan.
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