ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL: There have been several reports of Russian officials presenting grieving families of soldiers who are killed in the war in Ukraine with household appliances, sacks of potatoes and things like that – but this is a new one. BBC Russia media monitor Francis Scarr posted a video of a the mother of Russian soldier Roman Rudakov being presented with a brick on which her son allegedly scrawled his last wishes before dying. His wish was that officials take care of his mom, sister and brother. So, they gave the brick (which resembles more of a cinder block) to the family. Speechless.
THERE’S SOMETHING ROTTEN IN DONETSK: Some of the Russian soldiers who are still living are reportedly throwing verbal bricks at their leadership. Newsweek says that a man believed to be a Russian soldier has posted a video on social media in which he dropped the F-bomb on Putin and called the defense minister Shogiu a “bitch.” And he was just getting warmed up saying that he and his colleagues were “rotting in the trenches” adding: "We've been ******* rotting here with mice in the trenches for a year and a half now. When will this end for ****'s sake?” The soldier did not do too much to conceal his identity – so it is an open question as to whether he is in more danger now from Ukrainian soldiers, Russian authorities or mice.
LANGLEY FILES PILE UP FANS: We learned from a post on LinkedIn that the CIA’s podcast dubbed “The Langley Files” has achieved a major milestone, logging its one millionth download. Congratulations to their production team. Speaking of podcasts and the CIA, we did our own Undercover podcast interview with CIA spokesperson Tammy Kupperman Thorp, who spilled some secrets on how the Agency works with Hollywood. Well worth a listen.
ONLY NOT-FANS: According to Iran International - a western-based English language news organization that focuses (as you might imagine) on Iran - Tehran’s cyber espionage efforts include using Hebrew-speaking women to try to elicit important information from Israeli soldiers by sending them nude images of themselves. It’s more than a little ironic that a regime that routinely endorses the beating of young women for improperly wearing a hijab and exposing their hair – employs other women to expose much more than that to try to trick members of the Israeli military. Iran International says an IRGC-run catfishing operation uses real women to try to elicit information on military unit whereabouts, equipment and plans. Iran International temporarily moved its operations from London to Washington, DC in early 2023, following threats from the Iranian government which designated the news outlet as a “terrorist organization.” Being called a terrorist organization by the Iranian government is yet another example of irony.
PUTIN ON THE FRITZ: Vladimir Putin might not want to make any long term plans if former senior CIA operations officer and Cipher Brief expert Jack Devine is right. Devine told The U.S. Sun newspaper just before Christmas, that he wouldn’t be surprised if Putin “disappeared tomorrow.” While he was not trading on insider information, Devine’s spidey sense told him there won’t be a broad scale uprising in Russia but a “Black Swan” event might occur in the form of a “palace coup.” The cause would be Putin’s “sowing his political demise” in the ill-considered Ukraine invasion. Similarly bearish on Putin’s long-term prospects, is former NATO Supreme Allied Commander (and Cipher Brief expert) retired Admiral James Stavridis. The admiral told Newsweek that “Putin continues to hold unitary power in Russia, but certainly the rumblings of discontent are evident—from the Prigozhin rebellion to the hundreds of thousands of young military age males voting with their feet and departing their native land," adding: "Over time, I'd say the odds are higher of Putin ending up being overthrown like Nicolas II than they are of him meeting a natural demise like Stalin. He needs to negotiate a conclusion to his misadventure in Ukraine that allows him to declare victory and hold onto Crimea and a land bridge to Russia, or the odds against him will inexorably go up. In that sense, he's already lost the war."
HIRE EDUCATION: Congress is trying to teach the intelligence community the wisdom of hiring more experts in financial intelligence and emerging technologies. The Federal News Network points out that the FY 2024 intelligence authorization bill requires the CIA, NSA, FBI and others to submit “a plan for the intelligence community to recruit, train, and retain personnel who have skills and experience in financial intelligence and emerging technologies in order to improve analytic tradecraft.” A person with an average IQ might assume the Intelligence Community is already doing this. Maybe this is one of those CYA Congressional provisions that will allow the Hill to take the moral high ground the next time there is a “Black Swan” event in the U.S. – and proclaim, “we told you so.” (That never happens.)
POCKET LITTER: Dead Droplets and bits and pieces of interesting /weird stuff we discovered:
THIS WEEK IN TUCKER NEWS: In our last edition, we relayed the news that former Fox News host Tucker Carlson said he was “open” to believing that Nazi scientists faked the 1969 moon landing for NASA. Now, comes news that Carlson says he has learned some spooky stuff about “aliens.” He hints that the U.S. government has entered into some sort of agreement with the “aliens” or “extraterrestrials” or whatever. Tucker is not saying much other than saying what he has learned is “really, really, really dark. It's so dark that I haven't told my wife about it." That made us wonder whether she even watches his show.
GOOD LORD: Who among us hasn’t had a cellphone ring at an inopportune time? British Lord Tony Woodley experienced just that during a proceeding in the British House of Lords in the middle of a formal swearing in of a new environment minister. While being environment minister is a tough job, hopefully, Woodley’s ringtone was not prophetic – since it reportedly played the first few notes of the Mission Impossible theme. Lord Woodley later addressed parliament saying: “Could I first of all, apologise to the Speaker and particularly to our new lord Douglas Miller for my phone going off? I’ve never been so embarrassed in all my life. I’m sincerely sorry.”
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