MR. WHIPPLE PUTS THE SQUEEZE ON THE IC: There is a new book coming out next month by Chris Whipple (previously known to Cipher Brief readers as the author of The Spymasters. The new book is about the Biden presidency and is called The Fight of His Life. And as often happens, Politico got their hands on a copy in advance. From early reports, it sounds like the White House will like much of what they read. Some folks who might not be as thrilled are current and former members of the Intelligence Community, who seem to be blamed in part for the messy withdrawal from Afghanistan. Whipple quotes White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain criticizing former SECDEF and CIA director Leon Panetta for having compared the Afghan exit with JFK’s handling of the Bay of Pigs. “Joe Biden didn’t pay a trillion dollars to these people to be trained to be the army. He wasn’t out there saying for years, as Leon was, that we had built a viable fighting force. Leon favored the war. Leon oversaw the training of the Afghan army,” Klain kvetched. "He was CIA director and defense secretary when many of the Afghan troops were trained. If this was Biden’s Bay of Pigs, it was Leon’s army that lost the fight.” Whipple also writes that Biden “felt left down by his briefers” about the Afghan endgame. Current CIA director Bill Burns is quoted in the book saying he doesn’t think the outcome came from an intelligence failure. But an unnamed senior White House aide shot back saying: “Bill can point to things that said, ‘it’s possible that X will happen,’ right? In a twenty-page document, ‘it’s possible that X will happen’ in one line.” This whole exchange is another example of the notion that in Washington, there are only “policy successes” and “intelligence failures.” (BTW, if you don’t get the Mr. Whipple’s reference in this item’s title — you might be too young to remember some 1970s TV commercials.)
CONSPIRACY THEORY REDUX: Late last week, the National Archives released a huge pile of documents relating to the assassination of John F. Kennedy. As a result, all the outstanding questions about that terrible day 59 years ago, have been resolved. (Just kidding). The good news is that the United States has apparently developed a cadre of extraordinary speed readers because within an hour or so of the 13,173 documents being made available — various “experts” announced that they were right all along — on whatever they thought. The release — mandated by law — means that about 98% of all documents relating to the assassination have now been made public and about 3% of the records remain redacted, in whole or in part. Former Washington Post reporter Jefferson Morley, who has made a career of pursuing JFK conspiracies, quickly talked about taking the government to court to force the release of the remaining material saying that he thinks it will provide “smoking-gun proof” that Lee Harvey Oswald was linked to the CIA. Of course, some people didn’t need to read the records because they have sources. For example, Fox News host Tucker Carlson was outraged that every document was not released in full and told viewers that he had spoken with someone “deeply familiar” with the unreleased material and asked them “Did the CIA have a hand in the murder of John F. Kennedy?” and says he was told by this deep throat source that, “The answer is yes. I believe they were involved. It’s a whole different country from what we thought it was. It’s all fake.” (Hmm. Something about that tone sounds familiar.) The Agency’s alleged culpability may be bad news for fellow Fox News talking head Sean Hannity, who often mysteriously, sports a CIA lapel pin on his jacket. We are confident that Hannity was not on the “grassy knoll” in Dallas or otherwise involved — since he was only two years old at the time.
ETSY DOES IT: When you think about international arms smuggling, the first thing that comes to mind is not arts and crafts. Still, federal officials recently arrested a Merrimack, New Hampshire man, Alexey Brayman, who, along with his wife, runs a craft store on the website Etsy. Brayman and sometime New Jersey resident Vadim Yermolenko, were accused of secretly funneling millions of dollars of military and other sensitive equipment to Russia. Another Russian, Vadim Konoshchenok (who has previously identified himself as an FBS “colonel”) was arrested in Estonia and the U.S. is working to extradite him. The feds say that Brayman’s home “was a frequent trans-shipment point for items that were unlawfully exported from the United States to Russia.” A DOJ press release says that Konoshchenok was stopped at the Estonian border with “35 different types of semiconductors” plus “thousands of U.S. made 6.5mm bullets.” Brayman and his wife’s Etsy business is called “CoolHouzGifts” and claimed to specialize in “care packages.” Apparently, that has a different definition in Russia. The shop had a five-star rating on Etsy, but for some reason, seems to now be offline when it comes to dealmaking.
THE RECRUIT DISMISSED: Last week’s Dead Drop mentioned a new Netflix series called “The Recruit” about a “rookie lawyer” working at CIA who “stumbles headlong into the dangerous world of international espionage when a former asset threatens to expose agency secrets.” At the time, neither we nor our usual sources had seen any of the 8 episodes, so we couldn’t advise you as to whether you should tear yourself away from the latest Hallmark holiday movie to watch it. We have now sampled a bit of the series which stars Noah Centineo as Langley lawyer Owen Hendricks and frankly, those Hallmark movies are looking pretty good. We understand that Centineo is a teen heartthrob, which may explain the decent ratings the series has gotten from online places like IMDB. But we tend to agree with former CIA officer (and Cipher Brief expert) John Sipher who tweeted that “This is one of the dumbest things I’ve seen on tv.” Fellow former CIA officer and TCB expert Marc Polymeropoulos agreed saying that he figured real CIA lawyers would be “mortified” by the show. Vanity Fair says Executive Producer (and former CIA lawyer) Adam Ciralsky set up a visit to Langley where Centineo met “real CIA attorneys and analysts and peppered them with questions.” An article in The Daily Beast says the series “completely waste’s Centenio’s Himbo Charm.” They say the series has “innate silliness,” but they look on that as a plus. A minus, according to them, is that there is too much CIA lingo employed and explained.
BOOK REPORT: There is a spy novel coming out next August with the clever title, The Blonde Identity. According to Amazon, the romantic comedy by Ally Carter (who previously specialized in young adult books) is aiming at a somewhat older audience in this book, which is about a woman who wakes up in Paris with amnesia and eventually figures out that she is the identical twin sister of a rogue spy and people are trying to kill her thinking she is her troublesome twin. Well, at least she doesn’t wake up to find out people think she is her twin who is a CIA lawyer.
POCKET LITTER: Dead Droplets and bits and pieces of interesting /weird stuff we discovered:
TO “THEY” WITH LOVE: No sir, we did not see this one coming. Marine Corps Times says the Leathernecks may order Marines to stop saying “Yes, sir” or “Yes, ma’am” to drill instructors. This stems from an academic study that suggests it would be best to use gender neutral identifiers. Instead, recruits might be told to use their DI’s ranks. We predict this to be a difficult change to implement. It was hard enough to get Marines to quit saying “Yes, sir” to female superiors.
WILL HE GET BACK PAY? It’s great to see Congress dealing with all of the important issues facing the country in the 2023 National Defense Authorization Act. Stars and Stripes points out that the new the bill calls for a posthumous promotion to “general of the armies” for Ulysses S. Grant. Well, that’s one for the history books.
IN RUSSIA, HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN: Russian President Vladimir Putin is revving up the troops with a motivational song. Task and Purpose notes that a song called “Sarmatushka” has been released celebrating the RS-28 Sarmat ICBM. Naturally, there is a music video with pop star Denis Maidanov accompanied by a military band, extolling the virtues of a missile nicknamed the “Son of Satan.” The lyrics seem to have lost something in translation. Maidanov sings about the missile, “Its will is stronger than the Ural Mountains / It’ll scatter our enemies to dust in an instant / It’s ready to carry out the sentence / The US’s air defense is no hindrance to it / It’s not scared of sanctions / For the Sarmat there’s only pleasure: / To disturb NATO’s dreams.” We’re just gonna say this: Lee Greenwood, it ain’t.
THE SPY WHO TRIED TO FUND ME: Candace Owens is a conservative author and talk show host and it’s fair to say she’s not unfamiliar with conspiracy theories. She recently regaled listeners to her podcast with a new one about a dinner she and her husband had with a 22-year-old man named Brandan Roneel, who appeared to have a ton of money and handed her a check for $250,000 to support her Blexit Foundation, which encourages Black economic independence and urges Blacks in America to abandon the Democratic Party and sign up as Republicans. Near as we can follow the story, Ms. Owen says Roneel claimed to be a professor at the University of Pennsylvania (which would be quite an achievement at 22.) But she says when she couldn’t verify his identity, she decided he might have been sent by U.S. intelligence to discredit her movement. As a result, she didn’t cash the check. If the IC is going around handing out $250,000 checks to discredit organizations, The Cipher Brief stands ready to be discredit. Full disclaimer: we WILL cash the check.
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